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April 27, 2005
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The enormous jet then collapsed under the weight of its own gravity, forming a singularity. |
How big is the new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet?
Toulouse, FRANCE (After CNN) -- The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, when it sits around the airport it really sits around the airport. Really. It has a little airport inside where you can buy a ticket, go through security, and kill time buying duty-free cigarettes and bottles of French perfume.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big it can be seen from space, just like the Great Wall of China and the Pyramids of Giza. Recent pictures of the Great Wall of China as seen from space are actually a line of Airbus A380 megajumbo jets lined up for delivery to Air China.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, it's easier to move a destination city to the plane than the other way around. All the buildings in London could be disassembled and shipped to New York, along with the entire population of Southeastern England, for less than the cost of a single Airbus A380 megajumbo jet.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, they've hired Ringling Brothers to provide the in flight entertainment. Even fifteen elephants, six trapeze artists, and 37 clowns aren't enough to block the aisles. The beverage cart still does get in the way, however, because it's a double-wide trailer pushed by Godzilla.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, you can board the front of the plane in New York, walk to the back of the plane, and be in Los Angeles. While you do this, the pilot will announce that the plane is standing still on the runway at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, its tires are Goodyear blimps. And in case of a crash landing over the ocean, tsunami warnings will be issued to surrounding coastal areas.
The new Airbus A380 megajumbo jet is so big, it just stays in one place while the Earth revolves around it.
Disclaimer: This story probably isn't true, names have been changed, and any quotes are most likely made up.
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