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June 27, 2005
Cowardly stranger-phobic Utah boy rescued
When I was that age, my father also taught me not to talk to strangers. Talking makes it that much harder to steal their wallets.
June 21, 2005
Two helicopters disappear into mysterious East River Triangle
The East River Triangle is similar to the famed Bermuda Triangle, but not as much fun to swim in.
May 19, 2005
There's a new rat on the menu
Scientists at first believed the newly discovered species to be rare, but have since discovered medium rare or well done varieties.
May 04, 2005
Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 3 of 3
The exploding toads of Hamburg seem almost human in their enjoyment of self-destructive behavior.
May 03, 2005
Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 2 of 3
Exploding toads also make wonderful gag gifts and party favors.
May 02, 2005
Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 1 of 3
Kermit the Frog once said that it's not easy being green. It's also not easy to swell up like a balloon and blow your internal organs all over the pond.
April 29, 2005
Seeya later, aligator
To put this animal's massive size in perspective, a two-thousand pound crocodile is larger than 39 fifty-pound elephants and a toy poodle.
April 28, 2005
LWN Emergency Meeting
The phenomenon of exploding toads may be the result of a scientific project to produce a bomb that catches flies.
April 08, 2005
National Geographic debunks photo of giant pig, tiny man
Hogzilla will play opposite Shelob in an all-monster remake of Charlotte's Web.
March 17, 2005
E: All of the above
The new essay section of the SAT will test whether students can write without adding LOL or :-) after each sentence.
March 16, 2005
Tabbies to get a ten second head start
During the proposed cat-hunting season, hunters would set out bowls of milk and make mewling sounds from behind a tree.
March 14, 2005
We don't tear down heroes
The man baked a birthday cake for his monkey-- I mean, his chimp. Er...chimpanzee? No, wait, what are we calling them now, evolutionarily-challenged primates? Darn political correctness.
March 07, 2005
Gigantic sea critter dies
War hero, moonshine bootlegger, crustacean. Bubba the Lobster was all these things and more...