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June 06, 2005

We follow a code of ethics

If they really wanted me to follow a code of ethics, they wouldn't have written it in code.


May 31, 2005

If you send us something, it's ours!

So what do they call outsourcing in India? Insourcing?


May 09, 2005

We try not to "scoop" major news outlets

The first newspaper to own a time machine will be able to publish tomorrow's Dilbert today!


March 21, 2005

We don't run beautiful, positive, life-affirming stories

Chimp attacks are comedy gold. Groin injuries are comedy platinum. This story is a comedy alloy I've dubbed "goldinum".


March 14, 2005

We don't tear down heroes

The man baked a birthday cake for his monkey-- I mean, his chimp. Er...chimpanzee? No, wait, what are we calling them now, evolutionarily-challenged primates? Darn political correctness.