Last Week's News
When we get too lazy to find three to five different news stories, we might put together a special report instead.
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July 07, 2005

Special Report: Terror Blasts in London

And so it goes. And so it goes.


May 04, 2005

Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 3 of 3

The exploding toads of Hamburg seem almost human in their enjoyment of self-destructive behavior.


May 03, 2005

Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 2 of 3

Exploding toads also make wonderful gag gifts and party favors.


May 02, 2005

Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 1 of 3

Kermit the Frog once said that it's not easy being green. It's also not easy to swell up like a balloon and blow your internal organs all over the pond.


March 31, 2005

Dating in the Zeroes - Part 4 of 4

In previous decades we had cool things like sock hops, disco balls, and mosh pits. The future promises sexbots, zero-G romps, and the million-mile-high club. Today's singles were clearly born in the wrong decade.


March 30, 2005

Dating in the Zeroes - Part 3 of 4

With texting, email, blogs, and picture phones, there are more ways to be rejected and humiliated today than ever before.


March 29, 2005

Dating in the Zeroes - Part 2 of 4

After a month of "hooking up" it's time for the next step--asking him what his name is.


March 28, 2005

Dating in the Zeroes - Part 1 of 4

I'm looking forward to doing a field report, getting out from behind this desk, and finding out whether or not I actually have legs.