| Get to know the staff of Last Week's News, then run screaming into the night. |
June 30, 2005
Lorna Swansong, Entertainment Reporter
Let me tell you something about Baby Moffet. I know Baby Moffet. I was Baby Moffet. And Thamantha Thmithee...you're no Baby Moffet!
May 17, 2005
Maria san Guadeloupe-Klein, Reporter
To make it in the news business takes more than just brains, talent, and good looks. That's the only possible explanation for why I'm here instead of on CNN.
April 11, 2005
Bruce Jipson, Senior Anchor
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to-- Oh, look. Here's another story about monkeys!