| They don't allow you to auction off a kidney, but you can auction off a sandwich imprinted with the Virgin Mary. Oooookay. |
March 23, 2005
For $50 more, a virtual champagne christening ceremony!
The high bidder plans to name the cruise ship "Tonsil Fungus" after his favorite garage band. A disappointed runner-up wanted to call it "The S.S. George W. Bush Laughs Like Muttley."
March 09, 2005
Notorious breast implant sold
The new owner of the 69HH-sized breast implant plans to use it as a seat cushion that doubles as a flotation device.