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July 07, 2005
Lazy Ad Agency: "Write Your Own Damn Slogan!"
And if you don't like it, you can write your own damn news story too!
June 16, 2005
Parody archbishop slams parody website
And then the Archbishop of Canterbury said: "No, I was talking to the duck!" Bwahaha! Bwahaha! Bwahahahaha!
(We are so going to hell for this story.)
March 24, 2005
This is not your father's ze4800mobile
Health officials warn that improper use of the new wooden laptop may cause splinters.
March 23, 2005
For $50 more, a virtual champagne christening ceremony!
The high bidder plans to name the cruise ship "Tonsil Fungus" after his favorite garage band. A disappointed runner-up wanted to call it "The S.S. George W. Bush Laughs Like Muttley."
March 09, 2005
Notorious breast implant sold
The new owner of the 69HH-sized breast implant plans to use it as a seat cushion that doubles as a flotation device.