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July 07, 2005

Lazy Ad Agency: "Write Your Own Damn Slogan!"

And if you don't like it, you can write your own damn news story too!


June 16, 2005

Parody archbishop slams parody website

And then the Archbishop of Canterbury said: "No, I was talking to the duck!" Bwahaha! Bwahaha! Bwahahahaha!

(We are so going to hell for this story.)


March 24, 2005

This is not your father's ze4800mobile

Health officials warn that improper use of the new wooden laptop may cause splinters.


March 23, 2005

For $50 more, a virtual champagne christening ceremony!

The high bidder plans to name the cruise ship "Tonsil Fungus" after his favorite garage band. A disappointed runner-up wanted to call it "The S.S. George W. Bush Laughs Like Muttley."


March 09, 2005

Notorious breast implant sold

The new owner of the 69HH-sized breast implant plans to use it as a seat cushion that doubles as a flotation device.