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July 07, 2005

Lazy Ad Agency: "Write Your Own Damn Slogan!"

And if you don't like it, you can write your own damn news story too!


July 06, 2005

All Photos of Ugly Girl Must Be Destroyed

I'd say the girl might be scarred for life by learning how ugly she is, but that would be redundant.


July 05, 2005

Eating Champ Consumes 49 Hotdogs and 17 Competitors

The man ate 15 pounds of hotdogs and two tons of people without gaining an ounce. Me, if I even look at a slice of bread I need to let my belt out three notches.


June 21, 2005

Two helicopters disappear into mysterious East River Triangle

The East River Triangle is similar to the famed Bermuda Triangle, but not as much fun to swim in.


May 03, 2005

Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 2 of 3

Exploding toads also make wonderful gag gifts and party favors.


May 02, 2005

Toadsplosion 2005 - Part 1 of 3

Kermit the Frog once said that it's not easy being green. It's also not easy to swell up like a balloon and blow your internal organs all over the pond.


April 29, 2005

Seeya later, aligator

To put this animal's massive size in perspective, a two-thousand pound crocodile is larger than 39 fifty-pound elephants and a toy poodle.


April 28, 2005

LWN Emergency Meeting

The phenomenon of exploding toads may be the result of a scientific project to produce a bomb that catches flies.


April 08, 2005

National Geographic debunks photo of giant pig, tiny man

Hogzilla will play opposite Shelob in an all-monster remake of Charlotte's Web.


March 07, 2005

Gigantic sea critter dies

War hero, moonshine bootlegger, crustacean. Bubba the Lobster was all these things and more...