| A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so is cheesecake. You gonna eat that? |
June 27, 2005
Cowardly stranger-phobic Utah boy rescued
When I was that age, my father also taught me not to talk to strangers. Talking makes it that much harder to steal their wallets.
June 10, 2005
College records reveal Kerry and Bush the same person
Kerry's perceived intellectual edge lost him votes from all the people who like to feel like they know more about how to run the free world than the leader of the free world.
May 25, 2005
Sith Spoilers #3 of 5
Episode III was the best Star Wars movie yet. I can't wait to see what they come up with for Episode IV!
April 05, 2005
Why yes, we are still bitter
The law school hiring committee apparently confused former senator John Edwards with the famous TV psychic.
March 17, 2005
E: All of the above
The new essay section of the SAT will test whether students can write without adding LOL or :-) after each sentence.