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April 29, 2005
Seeya later, aligator
To put this animal's massive size in perspective, a two-thousand pound crocodile is larger than 39 fifty-pound elephants and a toy poodle.
March 16, 2005
Tabbies to get a ten second head start
During the proposed cat-hunting season, hunters would set out bowls of milk and make mewling sounds from behind a tree.