| We laugh in the face of death...except our own. |
July 08, 2005
The Dead Root For Pittsburgh
In the case of the San Francisco 49ers, the dead fans have more life in them than the team.
June 17, 2005
Terri Schiavo's parents disregard autopsy report, remain hopeful
Sometimes a news story just won't die. Even when you unplug the news feeds, it just lingers on and on and on...
June 07, 2005
The Future of Comet Catalina
I'll have a supersized glass of destruction, please. With extra ice!
May 20, 2005
Live fast, leave a nicely dressed corpse
If you want to destroy my sweater, just hold this string as I jump off the Eiffel Tower...
March 07, 2005
Gigantic sea critter dies
War hero, moonshine bootlegger, crustacean. Bubba the Lobster was all these things and more...