Last Week's News
We laugh in the face of death...except our own.
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July 08, 2005

The Dead Root For Pittsburgh

In the case of the San Francisco 49ers, the dead fans have more life in them than the team.


June 17, 2005

Terri Schiavo's parents disregard autopsy report, remain hopeful

Sometimes a news story just won't die. Even when you unplug the news feeds, it just lingers on and on and on...


June 07, 2005

The Future of Comet Catalina

I'll have a supersized glass of destruction, please. With extra ice!


May 20, 2005

Live fast, leave a nicely dressed corpse

If you want to destroy my sweater, just hold this string as I jump off the Eiffel Tower...


March 07, 2005

Gigantic sea critter dies

War hero, moonshine bootlegger, crustacean. Bubba the Lobster was all these things and more...