| The Royals...they're not just a Kansas-based professional baseball franchise anymore. |
June 15, 2005
Adopted man learns he is a demonic prince
Strangely enough, Damien Smith's fifth grade teacher always suspected the boy was half demon.
April 21, 2005
Future king's past wife haunts fairytale wedding
And so, the aging big-eared prince kissed the adulterous divorcee and turned her into a princess. And they lived happily ever after, the end.
April 19, 2005
The Burger King's phat new sandwich
For patrons unable to open their jaws wide enough to eat Burger King's new Enormous Omelet Sandwich, the item will also come in a suppository form.