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I always cry at weddings. And when I peel onions. And most especially at a wedding of two onions which I happen to be peeling at the time.
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May 05, 2005

Runaway Bride to try again

Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks is said to be contemplating endorsement offers from Nike, Gatorade, and new Wedding Jitters antiperspirant.


April 21, 2005

Future king's past wife haunts fairytale wedding

And so, the aging big-eared prince kissed the adulterous divorcee and turned her into a princess. And they lived happily ever after, the end.