| To err is human. To really mess up, you need a computer programmed and operated by humans. |
June 13, 2005
Michael Jackson programs a computer virus
Michael Jackson's computer virus only infects operating systems that are between eight and twelve years old.
May 13, 2005
Random junk assembled into scientific breakthrough
The major advance in applied optical cryptography earned the team a MacGuyver Innovation Award, to be assembled from rubber bands, thumbtacks, and a paper cup in 30 seconds or less.
March 24, 2005
This is not your father's ze4800mobile
Health officials warn that improper use of the new wooden laptop may cause splinters.