| We've tried interviewing subatomic particles, but they're not talking. |
April 26, 2005
Time traveler attends "once in a lifetime event" for the third time
The Time Traveler Convention, if successful, will be held again at exactly the same time.
March 18, 2005
Tiger win signals move toward normalcy
When Tiger Woods lost his top golf ranking, we knew it had to be either due to planetary misaligntment or a voodoo curse.