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May 27, 2005

Sith Spoilers #5 of 5

A major surprise in Episode III was the crossover of the Star Wars universe with Transformers, as represented by General Grievous, a Decepticon who transforms from a Ford Explorer into a robotic mantis.


May 26, 2005

Sith Spoilers #4 of 5

Now that the Star Wars movie series is over, the action will move to the small screen. Look for Yoda to become a regular on "CSI: Miami," and watch C3PO as a judge on the next "American Idol."


May 25, 2005

Sith Spoilers #3 of 5

Episode III was the best Star Wars movie yet. I can't wait to see what they come up with for Episode IV!


May 24, 2005

Sith Spoilers #2 of 5

Portrayed in the movies by four physical actors plus one voice actor, Darth Vader is clearly either a Time Lord or a British secret agent.


May 23, 2005

Sith Spoilers #1 of 5

George Lucas has announced a prequel trilogy to his prequel trilogy. Episode Negative Two: Dance of the Wookies will open in 2007, with Episode Negative One: Indigestion of the Hutt and Episode Zero: Status Quo of the Republic to follow.


April 06, 2005

Protests erupt outside volcano film screening

Responding to the demand for creationist-friendly IMAX films, Mel Gibson will be producing The Passion of Isaac Newton.


March 08, 2005

Disappointment for "Million Dollar Baby"

I didn't actually see "Catwoman", but with a former Academy Award winner in the title role I was surprised it didn't at least get nominated.