Chunks of ocean slime,
made pungent
by a coating
of vinegar-based
pepper-sludge,
hard pass!
87/365
mignonette
/mĭn″yə-nĕt′/
noun
- a dipping sauce, primarily used for raw oysters, made from a combination of vinegar, minced shallots and cracked pepper

Not my jam but you do you, and wouldn’t it be fun to see a menu in which all descriptions were written by people who absolutely despised each of the menu items? “I’ll have the ocean slimes with a side of pepper-sludge!”